yeah.
todays a super damn darnit helluva comical dayy!
bwahhaha.
engg had to write this essay thing.
traced all the way back to 1977. .-
haaa! and then i had the writers block or something?
wrote crap.
and i think its kinda rubbish.
oh wells nvm. good luck to rupa reading it! (:
then emaths the most funniesttt!
super dooper whoopin funnnnny!
aha!
diana tang went thru the prelim paper 1 2003.
haaa! then she was leaning on the wall right in front of my table.
with the fire extinguisher behind her.
and i was lyke.. omggg!
doesnt her back feel pain just leaning with the extinguisher behind?
then after that she changed position and leaned on my table instead.
she leaned in a funny and weird manner.
lyke shes forced to lean or something.
well just something unnatural about her body.
ehhhhh?
but anywayyys. i was lykee... huhhh? lean lyke that comfortable mehhs?
then i think she felt her back and legg suan-ningg.
so after that she was trying to sit on my tablee!
but somehow my file was lying there.
so its just so darn funnnnny!
she put up her legg then she couldnt find space and was uncomfortable so she put down her legg!
haaa! was laughing lyke nobodys business mannn.
ho! and im a nice person.. i didnt laugh in front of her!
okiee well i laughed behind?
then i bit my fingers to contain my laughterr.
haha! then later she walk away
and went to the whiteboard explain some qnn..
hahhh! then i tried to calm myself downn.
and i realised my teeth mark sank into my skin.
haha. but lucky didnt bleed.
or i can just faintt!
hoho. then whaat.. fingers bleed cause too funnny?
its lyke wthh. (:
then later i decided to be nice and move my file awayyy so she can sit!
ahaha. then later i think somehow or what she came back then she sat on my table?
hmmmm?
yeah. thats the funny thingg.
yup and i bet enmins laughing nowww.
and sher not there to seee it! boooo.
cme was funny too.
well in a way?
hmmmm.
there was this case scenario thingg.
where youre suppose to decide if heinz..
issit heinz ro heins?
should steal or not to steal or you just dont know what he should do larh.
then june and rhoda was lyke damn jian lahh!
he should report, "so that he can get promotion!"
and he should not report, "so that can blackmail the friend with the info."
haaaaah! its lyke totally. .-
ho.
then after cme was chi and amaths.
felt bad laarhs.
me and june was totally strolling arnd the schoool.
haha. saw kwan. then she told us to find some grey file in her pig.
then later couldnt find so went go and fill water.
hahhh! then by the time we stroll back was end of her lesson.
then she was lyke waaah piangg. find one file take so longg.
haha! i think kwan has an impression of me lyking to stroll.
hmmmm?
on mon when i asked her if i should retake chi 'o's.
then she was lyke..
kwan: jinyu aarh! you happy with your results?
me: ahhh? uhhh okieee? then should i retake?
kwan: crazy laarh! dont retake. concentrate on getting a1s for other subjs.
me: ohhhhh.
kwan: you look at yourself.. during chi you dont pay attention. chi spelling not serious. whole day copyingg. test also never study. every chi lesson also go strolling.
me: ahahaa?
kwan: yeah laarh. so dont retake.
me: ohhh okieee.
then angelo jo vanessa and alot of other pple came.
then they asked kwan for the treat that she promised.
then kwan was lyke.
kwan: cannnot! theres a black sheep in your class.
i said if your scored a1 a2 b3 will treat.
but theres one person in your class that get a 4.
so no treat.
then i was lyke sorrie laaarhs! im not good at chi anywayys.
score a 4 is quite good already
considering the fact that ive never gotten 'b' grade for chi.
then vanessa said aiyahhhs. budden our class everyone got 'a' and 'b'.
then kwan was insistent that she said 1-3.
then i totally felt damn bad laarhs.
felt lyke cryingg.
budden lucky my eyes was kinda dry that dayy hehhs. (:
[translated] haha. blog in chi? no wayyy. (:
but yaarhs. i guessed its true in a way but not true in a wayy?
hurrr.
then amaths just rotted almost at the go laarhs.
was doing the cca thing with june.
then later rotted at parade square waiting for sally.
yuppps.
then went off to wheelock. nokia care centre!
val sent in her phone.
went to try dling yeah from the centre itself.
saark laarhs. the song 22s only. waste my 2.5 bucks!
then headed to rabbit.
i ordered set j!
june and val ordered set g horfun!
haiyohh. felt cheated le!
they put sharkfin.
i thought its soup.
then in the end they served the sharkfin slices on scrambled eggs. ):
so in the end i just added it into the soup
with the uncook lettuce.
haa! i dunnoe what to do with that so there. (:
okiee abit dumb.
and the tofu was overcoooked!
but it nice anywayyy.
yayyys beams-
and val totally helped herself to everything!
from chi tea to tissue paper.
even mineral water later.
yuppps am sure glad she enjoyed her lunch!
then later walked down to ps with our wet and sogged shoes!
june had no more money in ezlink.
and they said i look lyke some ..
carrying a bolster from home! .-
okieee thanks! (:
cause i was lyke sheltering my bagg from the rain.
sorry laarhs! my bag transparentt. (:
and we were running late.
was 1650.
so we ping to swensens
only to find a huge crowd lining up.
so i went in to see if any crescentians were there.
but no luck!
so we ended up queuing up.
and the lady had to happily cut the line into half.
okiee well more lyke the crowd and us.
and she had to stop in front of us and tell us that the topless five promotion would be over!
then we would not be able to enjoy the promotionn.
but we can still order that at the norm price.
theyre so darnn biased! ):
then might as well not eat right?
poooo.
so went secret recipe eat brownie with icecream!
rawwwks man!
and we spent so much time earlier deciding which cake to order!
all was 5 bucks!
later val said the brownie one was 4.7 bucks
then me and june was lyke aiyaaah then take brownie le!
hoho. am sure glad to take brownieee.
everyone found it nicee.
still hungryy.
so ordered another onee.
beams- (:
then vals madd!
she was arguing with me and junee.
said she wanted to treat us to the first browniee.
hahahh. honestly shes the first i knoww
that would go all out just to treat people.
hmmmmm? compliment?
claps-
yeah. so later i just quickly foot the bill
and val was lyke kinda angry with mee!
ahaha. but in the end i think alls well hehh? (:
and anywayyys val was lyke some mad person!
keep on laughing and laughing with seemingly
no stoppage of laughter! ((:
but val rawwks laarh!
shakes head-
then later my bro was so niceee!
so sian take mrt all the way back to bishann from dhoby.
so called up my bro and he was at eastcoast!
then i was lyke ohhhhh.. nvm then.
then he said he was coming town!
yayyy! so went to meet him at centrepoint.
then was at robinson looking arndd.
bro came.
then went with him to cuppage plaza ktv place. .-
can just faint pls. just look at the pple.
then later bought oldchangkeee! sallys husband! (:
munch munch awayy.
then his tyre +pan chake+
was quite worried.
he skidded earlier lots of times with the slippery roads.
bwah.
ohhh! then we were totally playing with the driver behind us.
hoho. we kept switching the red light on and off.
and it shone and blink and shone and blink on the guys face.
think he was quited pissed and irritated with us.
hoho!
he was at the right lane behind us.
then he sped forward and to the middle lane hoping to overtake my bro.
haha! cause my bro was following the speed of one car in middle lane.
then later my bro sped up so he couldnt overtake.
then i think he got damn irritated with us le!
hoho! one helluva experience! (:
think he must be grumbling over it noww. (:
beams-
and i dont know whyy but this love kept playing in my mind.
rewind. play. rewind. replay.
haha! the chorus rawwwks laarhs! (: